The almost seventeen habits of highly ineffectual people.
- Regurgitate your food every now and again.
- If people start to bore you, walk away. Just walk away.
- Don’t think inside the box. Don’t think outside the box. Just think about a box. With a nice big ribbon. That’s it. You’re done.
- If you are a bit tired, take a nap. If you are in a meeting or doing a presentation, the exact same rule applies. You deserve it.
- If you are asked to do something, ask why. Always question everything.
- Late nights equals late mornings. Early nights equals longer mornings.
- Hone the art of delegation. If you don’t have anyone to delegate to, it’s not your fault so don’t feel obliged.
- Fun times are good times. Good times are the best times. Make sure you make the best use of your time.
- There are limitless time wasting apps to explore. Don’t let them get on top of you.
- Process can stop progress.
- Listen to your gut. If it wants crisps or chocolate, get it crisps or chocolate.
- Gratification is best served instantly.
- There is nothing wrong with flogging a dead horse. It is dead, and can’t feel a thing. And you get to work out some tension.
- Focus on the things that you have absolutely no influence over. Like gossip. If you want to make a difference, create rumours.
- If you’ve made it this far down the list you have shown too much determination. Give up sooner. Around 4 is acceptable.
