Hello. Yes. My washing machine has broken and I need someone to look at it. Okay. Great. 30 pounds call out? Ummmm. Fine. Fine. My name? Mark Rodseth. M-a-r-k. R-o-d. D. D for delta. No. No. R for Romeo. Romeo. Oscar. Delta. D for Dog. Sugar. Echo. Tango. Hotel. No. No. Not Rosdeth. 

(5 minutes later)

0-7-5-3-1 [pause] 4-6-9 [pause] 2-6-2. No that’s wrong. Hang on. Please read it back. 0-7 [pause] 5-3 [pause] 1-4-9 [pause] 2-6-2. Uhh, sorry can I read it back to you.

(3 minutes later)

Bolton Road. Bravo. B. Bah. B as an Bananna.

(5 days later walking through crowded mall and I answer the phone)

Hello. Yes, I called earlier. I think I left a message. Sorry!? Is this Stratford Hair? Ah, good. Good! Sorry? No I phoned to book a hair appointment. Hair. What number is this? Is this Stratford hair? Appliance repair? Washing machines? 

Sorry, I think you have the wrong  number.