Stratford, Olympic Walk.
See the full set here.
The Conmen
Congratulations to ‘The Conmen’ on a fine gig and to Ninja Paul - the drummer - for picking up his drum sticks after a long absence.
Once a member of a metal band and known as ‘Skidda’ for drumming so hard the drums skidded across the stage, this gig was a little more low key.
But then Ninja Paul - a.k.a. Skidda - is also a grandad.
See the full set here.
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Conman Down.
My condolences go out to Robert Glasper’s love ones, friends and fans.
From http://www.jazzwisemagazine.com/news-mainmenu-139/68-2011/12013-jazz-breaking-news-farewell-richard-turner-trumpeter-and-bandleader-
“Few lives summon the spirit of Robert Glasper’s song ‘Tribute’ better than that of London-based trumpeter Richard Turner, who died tragically of a seizure while swimming on Thursday 11 August aged 27. But like the song says, it’s not those birth and death dates that matter, but the dash in between, how you fill every unforgiving minute with life that matters. And Turner the trumpet man knew how to do that.”
The almost seventeen habits of highly ineffectual people.
- Regurgitate your food every now and again.
- If people start to bore you, walk away. Just walk away.
- Don’t think inside the box. Don’t think outside the box. Just think about a box. With a nice big ribbon. That’s it. You’re done.
- If you are a bit tired, take a nap. If you are in a meeting or doing a presentation, the exact same rule applies. You deserve it.
- If you are asked to do something, ask why. Always question everything.
- Late nights equals late mornings. Early nights equals longer mornings.
- Hone the art of delegation. If you don’t have anyone to delegate to, it’s not your fault so don’t feel obliged.
- Fun times are good times. Good times are the best times. Make sure you make the best use of your time.
- There are limitless time wasting apps to explore. Don’t let them get on top of you.
- Process can stop progress.
- Listen to your gut. If it wants crisps or chocolate, get it crisps or chocolate.
- Gratification is best served instantly.
- There is nothing wrong with flogging a dead horse. It is dead, and can’t feel a thing. And you get to work out some tension.
- Focus on the things that you have absolutely no influence over. Like gossip. If you want to make a difference, create rumours.
- If you’ve made it this far down the list you have shown too much determination. Give up sooner. Around 4 is acceptable.
Miss Communication
Hello. Yes. My washing machine has broken and I need someone to look at it. Okay. Great. 30 pounds call out? Ummmm. Fine. Fine. My name? Mark Rodseth. M-a-r-k. R-o-d. D. D for delta. No. No. R for Romeo. Romeo. Oscar. Delta. D for Dog. Sugar. Echo. Tango. Hotel. No. No. Not Rosdeth.
(5 minutes later)
0-7-5-3-1 [pause] 4-6-9 [pause] 2-6-2. No that’s wrong. Hang on. Please read it back. 0-7 [pause] 5-3 [pause] 1-4-9 [pause] 2-6-2. Uhh, sorry can I read it back to you.
(3 minutes later)
Bolton Road. Bravo. B. Bah. B as an Bananna.
(5 days later walking through crowded mall and I answer the phone)
Hello. Yes, I called earlier. I think I left a message. Sorry!? Is this Stratford Hair? Ah, good. Good! Sorry? No I phoned to book a hair appointment. Hair. What number is this? Is this Stratford hair? Appliance repair? Washing machines?
Sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
